watching daredevil (rifftrax) right now
definitely check it out if like seeing what people do really slow and bad martial arts.
even my ex calls me out on not getting laid.
that awkward moment when santa comes and you're...
this is not the christmas eve i wanted.
but i think i’ve kind of gotten used to being alone.
no, bitch, you're wrong.
Hello Donovan, I hope you are having a good day. The hot water in ULC is working. However, because the building currently has few residents, the water takes longer than normal to heat up. When you are ready to use the hot water, turn the faucet to the hotest setting and let it run for a minute or so. I know the process is somewhat inconvenient, but it will reedy your hot water issues. Shenese ...
how do colleges get away with contracts like...
[this is from my housing contract here at tech] Failure to provide electricity, hot and cold water, heat and/or air conditioning, phone service, cable TV service shall NOT be a reason for reduction, abatement, or withholding of rent or other payments legally due. No rent adjustment or other compensation shall be claimed by the Student for inconvenience or discomfort from the making of repairs,...
“3oh!3’s first album (Streets of Gold SUCKS-they completely sold out)” i just saw this gem of a statement in someone’s music ‘likes and dislikes in their online profile.
20 Untranslatable Words From Around The World →
10. CAFUNÉ Brazilian Portuguese – “The act of tenderly running one’s fingers through someone’s hair.”
Anonymous asked: sex me up
DEAR ABBY: Five years ago, when my niece was 9, we came up with the idea of making Christmas cards and sending them out to special friends and family members. We both work hard to make sure each is attractive and in good taste, and we handwrite a personal note inside. We also print on the back that the card was “handmade with love.” This has become a tradition for the two of us, and...
50 Reasons not to use Photoshop for Webdesign →
AGREE SO HARD. buyalex: More like the 50 reasons Fireworks isn’t shit that no one told you about.
brittanybalduf: Meeting the man of your dreams- then meeting his beautiful wife. that’s like a bummer, man.
drunk santa claus strikes again!
got this email just now. Clery Act Safety Alert Aggravated Assault Incident Date/Time: December 11, 2010, at approximately 4:00 AM Incident Location: Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity House located at 221 Fourth Street, NW Incident Description: Two students at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity house heard a chopping noise coming from the backyard of their house. When they went outside to...
THIS WILL BLOW YOU MIND! youtube in flux, i’ll post screenshots or something later for you lazy people.
i am tired, but no sleep tonight.
still not good enough.